Oh, why can't someone invent a self-cleaning stove! Oh, they have? Do they sell them at Goodwill because that's all I can afford right now.
Comet, it makes your mouth turn green,
Comet, it tastes like listerine.....
Remember that elementary school song? I love Comet. It mixes well with Taaka Vodka.
AFTER - Who knew a clean stove could double as a write-on board! How cool is this? Since I don't cook, I'm going to use that stove for writing from here on out. (Ray dirtied it up cooking me T-Bone steaks for Mother's Day.)
I love the suit of Swords. Many people don't. There are four suits in the Minor Arcana of Tarot, 56 cards: Cups (Emotions/Water), Swords (Intellect/Air), Pentacles (Material/Earth) and Wands (Creativity/Fire). The Major Arcana consists of 22 cards---there are 78 cards in all. I'll touch on them later. I tried to write a Tarot poem, but it just wouldn't come. Too much garbage in my head and around me. I clean house on occasion to encourage the Muse to come back. The bitch hates a filthy house, she told me. So.......
I've spent the last 8 or so years studying Tarot. I've spend thousands of dollars on books, cards, time, lessons, etc. It's taught me much about myself, life, synchronicity, mythology, archetypes, and mystery. Unfortunately, nobody offers a degree in Tarot. But if you're interested in learning the Tarot, the best free site is Joan Bunning's http://www.learntarot.com/ She also has reviews of many of the decks available and she has a book out with all of the online lessons in it.
The Suit of Swords:
"The Swords are the suit of intellect, thought and reason. They are concerned with justice, truth and ethical principles. Swords are associated with the element Air. A cloudless sky, open and light-filled, is a symbol of the mental clarity that is the Swords ideal. This suit is also associated with states that lead to disharmony and unhappiness. Our intellect is a valuable asset, but as an agent of ego, it can lead us astray if it is not infused with the wisdom of our Inner Guide." ~From: http://www.learntarot.com/
I'm attempting housework today. I had to stop walking for exercise due to the severe pain in my knees and back. I sent Ray to the movies so I wouldn't holler at him while I clean. He tries, bless his heart, but I've yet to meet the man who can clean as good as a woman. Yes, I'm prejudiced. I'm going now to clean one more thing, like the sink maybe. FYI: The Vodka bottle is a joke. I do not drink. Seriously, Ray found that bottle full in the woods across the street. We poured it out, but I saved the bottle for a craft project. (Sounds good, right? LOL!)
I leave you with a few photos of new flowers/plants my sweet husband gave me for Mother's Day. (Even though, every year, I adamantly say, "I ain't yo Mama!") Oh, we sent Mama a big box of Godiva Truffles which she'd never tasted before. She called me and said, "These are better than sex!!!" (I replied, "Mama, do you even remember sex?" Her reply, "BITE ME"! She's 81 and as sharp as a tack, God love her.
Have a good week, bloggers, and be kind to yourself.
xoxoxo,
~Marion, in a funky mood....
Three new rich, healthy ferns. I love ferns and they love me right back.
A pretty light pink Geranium, one of my favorite flowers. I put it in a hanging basket.
This hot pink Geranium is in my patio flower bed. It almost shimmers with pink-ness!
Ms. Red Thang Geranium. She's HOT. She's also in my patio flower bed.
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"My green thumb came only as a result of the mistakes I made while learning to see things from the plant's point of view." ~H. Fred Dale
