Scooby, 60 pound Pit Bull, in my lap today.
Little Debbie, warming by the stove. Haven’t turned on the heat yet!
My Azalea already blooming! It’s been a mild Winter here in Swamplandia.
A surprise Hyacinth I forgot I planted years ago, making a comeback.
Daunting Drusilla Blythe in red & fake Blythe, Macey, in blue.
HILARIOUS! As a grammarian, poet, word painter, voracious reader & retired legal secretary, I must say this is, so far, THE funniest thing I’ve read this year. If you’re offended, then don’t fucking read it! Happy 2020!
Cat stands at the fridge, Cries loudly for milk. But I've filled her bowl. Wild cat, I say, Sister, Look, you have milk. I clink my fingernail Against the rim. Milk. With down and liver, A word I know she hears. Her sad miaow. She runs To me. She dips In her whiskers but Doesn't drink. As sometimes I want the light on When it is on. Or when I saw the woman walking toward my house and I thought there's Frances. Then looked in the car mirror To be sure. She stalks The room. She wants. Milk Beyond milk. World beyond This one, she cries.